This Means War

2012

Action / Comedy

24
IMDb Rating 6.4

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104 min
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23.976 /
104 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Don Druid 3

Viciously afraid of women, horribly written, and apparently phoned in by the cast over a weekend or two, this flick tries to satisfy both men and women in the audience through hackneyed appeals to gender stereotypes and ends up being the loudest snooze you&#39;ll ever experience. <br/><br/>Men are choked by other men against abandoned strip-club poles (like, gross, Broseph!), makeup-slathered bodies of both sexes are bared in drab, sexless settings, and the main female character is so unappealing as to almost deserve her forced role as a stand-in for the eternal love-hate of two creepy men . . . for each other. (She doesn&#39;t actually deserve her mistreatment, of course, any more than the audience does theirs for deciding to watch this trash.) <br/><br/>I&#39;m not kidding about the male-male romance, by the way. The real love story here is between the two male characters. I&#39;m not talking &quot;bromance&quot;, either - these men are absolutely obsessed with each other, so much so that they forgo pursuing the girl to cuddle up and watch their hidden-camera movies of her together, late into the night. It&#39;s almost sweet, in a frighteningly repressed way.<br/><br/>All of that still makes this movie sound much more exciting and sexy than it actually is. If it helps, &quot;This Means War&quot; is rated PG-13, and that&#39;s for gross-out humor, not any sort of nudity. The super-spy plot is an afterthought and merits maybe one-sixth to one-seventh of the on screen &quot;action&quot;. Mostly, you&#39;ll see Chris Pine and Tom Hardy whining at each other as the camera flies wildly to the left and right.<br/><br/>I could go on and on about its faults, but this movie doesn&#39;t deserve it. Mr. Pine must have signed onto this signature-McG travesty before he landed a gig for life as the new nerd-worshiped Captain Kirk, or at least I hope so. He has no excuses now, not with a ticket on that gravy train.<br/><br/>3 out of 10 stars, because as far as I could tell, they didn&#39;t accidentally film a boom mike during an action scene or something. Skip this one entirely.

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Reviewed by SteveMierzejewski 4

If you wanted to make a movie that was successful at the box office, you could plug the story lines of the top 25 movies for the last 10 years into a computer and have it generate a plot. It would probably come up with a new genre called the &#39;romantic action comedy&#39;. It would probably come up with, &#39;This Means War&#39;. I spent most of the movie trying to figure out who it was targeted for. First, no adult with a few functioning neurons will find the plot compelling. I doubt if women would find the romance unforgettable. I, therefore, concluded that the movie was targeted towards 15 year old boys out on their first dates. Yes, there are the obligatory action scenes with the required number of explosions and car chases, but this is mainly to wake up the 13-year-olds who fell asleep during the &#39;romantic&#39; scenes. The comedy, and I am stretching the dictionary definition of that word here, comes mainly from the sexual remarks of Chelsea Handler and are directed at the same sleepy 13-year-olds.<br/><br/>It&#39;s too bad. I like Reese Witherspoon and, prior to this movie, I had concluded that she was never in a bad movie. Isn&#39;t she being offered any better roles than this? It is one of the few movies where you feel sorry for the guy who gets the girl. Actually, by that point in the movie, you really don&#39;t care. Yet, the sad truth, the very sad truth is that the movie will probably be a box office hit, a fact that will generate more movies in this genre and keep computer programmers employed for years to come.

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