Comedy and horror blend together really well and here is yet another example of this.<br/><br/>Telling the story of a group of office workers & security guards who are the last survivors of a vampire outbreak in their building.<br/><br/>Starring James Remar & Tiffany Shepis truth is they are little more than cameo appearances and likely added to give the movie a bit of star power.<br/><br/>With fantastic one liners, high production values and a competent cast this really caught me by surprise and is a really good effort.<br/><br/>The film has some really great writing, memorable vampire clowns and roaring potential for an entire franchise, I walked away from this very pleased.<br/><br/>It's not flawless but is a damn fine effort regardless, we need more of this and less of The Conjuring/Insidious nonsense.<br/><br/>The Good:<br/><br/>Tiffany Shepis<br/><br/>James Remar<br/><br/>Looks great<br/><br/>The Bad:<br/><br/>Lacks closure<br/><br/>One sfx looks pretty bad<br/><br/>Things I Learnt From This Movie:<br/><br/>1980's montage scenes are still awesome<br/><br/>A sure fire way to identify a vampire is by their inability to dance<br/><br/>Necrophilia is when one person makes sweet love to someone else. The someone else is just dead though<br/><br/>Giving a vampire the munchies doesn't sound like a good idea to me
The Night Watchmen
2017
Action / Comedy

The Night Watchmen
2017
Action / Comedy
Synopsis
Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.
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This movie combines zombie and vampire elements with a spooky clown. Sounds like a popcorn flick? Yeah it kinda is, it leaves the impression as if it could be a pilot for a new series. This movie doesn't take itself seriously and you can feel that all the way because with dialogues as cheesy as these, and vampires reacting in funny comic styled ways you can't expect more. It's entertaining to a certain degree and I'm glad it wasn't any longer, 80 minutes were just about right. The beginning seemed a bit more promising than the movie finally was but, who could have expected something different. The cameraman did a good job and the music was fitting, colorgrading was nicer than expected. Good movie to watch with some friends and laugh here or there.
Saturday afternoon and not feeling my best. Wanted a fun movie that I didn't have to use any brain cells on. This fit the bill perfectly! Campy fun, not to be taken seriously. It's low budget but production values were pretty good. Acting was decent and the story, well it's just a misfits vs vampires story so not much to elaborate on there. As a comedy it did it's job, it entertained me for an hour and a half and made me laugh a few times. Every movie doesn't need to be a thought provoking cinematic masterpiece. And all movies shouldn't be compared to those that are. Sometimes one and done and thanks for the laughs is all that's needed.
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