I think I'm about done with shark movies. This one had jump scares galore, but it was the same old premise as are in all these types of movies. Read below.<br/><br/>The movie starts out in the typical way. Several young people are in a Spanish speaking country for, yup, you guessed it, Spring Break. Guess what they are doing? Yup, you guessed it again. Partying, drinking, being stupid kids, as usual. I had to roll my eyes as they kids thought it was cool to drink incessantly and scream and yell showing that they are drinking incessantly.<br/><br/>Come morning, they are still sort of drinking and spy some jet skis which they steal and do some more stupid kid things by playing chicken with each other. Yeah, I know, right? Why would you play chicken with jet skis? You just KNOW something bad is going to happen. Well, 1 part alcohol, 1 part stupid kids, 1 part heavy machinery and you have the makings of "Why did we do the stupid things we did?"<br/><br/>As usual, all the kids are nothing but heavy drinkers and foul mouthed except for one, the rational, scared girl that seemingly makes her way in ALL these types of movies. I had the entire plot down explained in less than 5 minutes as they are ALL cookie cutter plot, dialogue and lack of real script that you know exactly what is going to happen, what is going to be said and how it will end.<br/><br/>Now comes the acting. They play "Americans" but you can tell that they are not American. Just some of the things they say and do. Also, their accents are horrible as American. One guy says "I reckon..." and that's when I truly knew that not one of these kids was American. Then they referred to the cell phone flashlight as a "torch". I mean, you make a movie where everyone is supposed to be American and you forget that Americans don't talk the way the Brits do. Whoever wrote the script really needs to really brush up on American culture.<br/><br/>The acting was subpar. The CGI was ok. The story was, well, done a million times before. This movie belongs in the B movie bargain bin or should be a free rental on Apple, Android and every other streaming service. People will feel that they lost the money they sunk into renting the movie.<br/><br/>Save your money. Save your sanity. Watch paint dry. It's more interesting than this movie.
A group of friends enjoying a weekend steal a couple of jetskis racing them out to sea, ending up in a horrific head-on collision. They struggle to find a way home with a badly injured friend while from the waters below predators lurk.
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