L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach


Action / Adventure

IMDb Rating 3.6


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98 min
P/S 1 / 1

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Reviewed by Hermit C-2 7

I hadn&#39;t seen an Andy Sidaris film in years (not with the sound turned up, anyway) and I had no reason to believe this one would be any different from his others. Those always had the same elements. First it would have a totally uninvolving action story full of explosions and martial arts. Second, it would have a script that was stilted and pedestrian. Third, it would feature almost uniformly wooden acting. I&#39;m talkin&#39; sequoia here. Last, it would be full of bodacious babes who were always clad in one of two ways: scantily or un-. Only one of these elements interested me (take a guess) and the others made his movies all but unwatchable.<br/><br/>Well maybe I&#39;m getting mellow in my old age or possibly Sidaris learned something from his other films because I could actually enjoy this one as simple dumb fun. The main factor here is a switch in emphasis to flesh over fireworks and fighting. The story is still the same non-entity, the acting is as bad as ever (does Sidaris want it that way?) but the women are a softcore voyeur&#39;s delight, though if you prefer nature&#39;s bounty over the wonders of cosmetic surgery, you may not appreciate them. The way is led in this film by the udderly amazing duo of Julie K. Smith and Shae Marks, with Julie Strain also on hand and Playboy alumnus Carrie Wescott as the nominal villainess. Marks was also a Playboy centerfold model and one would have thought she wouldn&#39;t have needed to augment her considerable natural charms, but I guess that was a career decision.<br/><br/>This movie is not headed for the National Film Registry but I was able to enjoy it on some level and considering Sidaris&#39; previous output, that surprised me.

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Reviewed by knockers 7

Similar to Acalpuco HEAT, the syndicated TV show, this is a secret service agency that fights terrorists. The notable exception of this movie is that every female character has enormous boobs. Most of the women easily surpass Double D cup sizes. Every female character is matched with a studly male coagent who has to have sex with their respective costar during the movie at least once. This doesn&#39;t leave much time for a realistic plot scene, but hey, if you are watching this, you weren&#39;t really expecting much but Tits and Ass were you? Of note, this is when Shae Marks breasts were at her biggest before she had some of the silicone taken out. They are impressive to say the least

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Reviewed by movieman_kev 7

The last of Andy Sidaris&#39;s &#39;bullets and boobs&#39; flicks is sadly the least accomplished, whereas the others had reasonably fun plots (threadbare as they were) to go along with the copious amounts of nudity on display, this one was just dreary &amp; lifeless a mere shell of what these films were in their heyday (from 1985-1994) Very sad to say that the fun and magic of those films just isn&#39;t present in this one.<br/><br/>Eye Candy: Julie K. Smith, Julie Strain, &amp; Carrie Westcott provide ample T&amp;A; Shae Marks shows everything <br/><br/>My Grade: D <br/><br/>DVD Extras: Introduction with Andy and Julie Strain; Director&#39;s Commantery; 37 minute Behind the scenes featurette (featuring abundant nudity); Production Stills; Andy Sidaris filmography; web-links; Theatrical Trailer; and Trailers for 11 other Sidaris films (all with abundant nudity)

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