Killers

1997

Action / Horror

2
IMDb Rating 1.9

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Reviewed by Platypuschow 3

Killers aka Killer Instinct presently stands with the rating of 1.9. 1.9! Do you know how few movies have a rating that low? It&#39;s insane, it&#39;s universally hated! <br/><br/>This was actually a movie I&#39;ve wanted to watch since it&#39;s release so over 20yrs later I perhaps had higher expectations than I should have. Rest assured they weren&#39;t met, as the rating suggests it is bad but certainly not THAT bad.<br/><br/>Interesting fact, Killers was the very first movie by a certain infamous movie studio. I&#39;m referring of course to The Asylum, the company made famous by consistently bad &quot;Mockbuster&quot; movies.<br/><br/>Killers is original to it&#39;s credit but demonstrates that it doesn&#39;t matter what the Asylum does, it&#39;s going to be pretty terrible.<br/><br/>Killers tells the story of a group of street kids along with the rich blonde girlfriend of one who meet in an abandoned warehouse to participate in a drug deal. Suddenly a limo turns up with 5 suit wearing gangsters who proceed to lock the place down and kill everyone they see.<br/><br/>The concept is fine until you realise the film suffers from that zero protagonist issue. I&#39;m supposed to be cheering for drug dealers now? Screw that. Sadly that is a common issue with movies, especially lately. If I can&#39;t care about a protagonist then what&#39;s the point?<br/><br/>It&#39;s not a 1.9, it&#39;s simply not that bad but make no mistake it&#39;s what you&#39;d expect from an Asylum film.<br/><br/>The Good:<br/><br/>The concept is okay<br/><br/>Paul Logan is on form<br/><br/>The Bad:<br/><br/>No protagonist<br/><br/>Awful sound balancing<br/><br/>Looks really quite naff<br/><br/>Things I Learnt From This Movie:<br/><br/>Bullets don&#39;t go in?!<br/><br/>Paul Logan is one seriously scary dude

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Reviewed by GradeZ 1

Much of the commentary on this board revolves around debating the validity of some comparison to R DOGS made on the DVD cover. Forget about all of that... This film-- er-- home movie is utterly horrendous. How can anyone with a shred of credibility claim this as being 10/10??? There is no plot, none. I couldn&#39;t believe that I spent money to rent this (more on that later) and that I had fooled myself into believing that this (based on box cover art and some sort of film fest award blurb) had potential. The only thing I do really remember was that, unbelievably, one of the annoying main characters was supposedly offed with a bullet to the head... and he ends up surviving the wound and making it to the final credits alive. Wow. And looky dere, Killers has a sequel. Double wow.<br/><br/>True story -- I actually was in so much denial that I had wasted my money and life force on this rental that I kept the videotape for what must&#39;ve been six months. I kept telling myself that it never actually happened. The video on top of the TV was an illusion - a mental symbol of my self-loathing. After someone pointed out that is was indeed real and that I needed to get a grip, I decided that I couldn&#39;t just leave it there. I thought, &quot;How many others have I denied the suffering of sitting through the viewing of this masterpiece by hoarding Killers all to myself?&quot; I had to do the right thing and return it back to the hell from which it came. <br/><br/>So, as I imagine most of the populous of IMDb would do in a similar situation, I mustered up some major courage and drove to the video store... at 2AM. After making sure that no one was around, I got out of my car (still running of course), slipped the movie into the drop box slot, and booked the hell out of there never to return.<br/><br/>I guess I expected that some goons from Hollywood Video corporate would come looking for me (the bill must&#39;ve racked up to something like $1,238.67 by that time) so I moved away from the area. However, coincidently, much like the Killers storyline, nothing ever happened.

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Reviewed by Quigon-3 7

An embarrassing piece of cinematic incompetence. I&#39;ve heard more compelling dialogue in laundry detergent commercials and seen better acting in Mentos ads. At no time during this reel of tripe was there even the most vague hint of suspense, character development or unpredictable sequence of events. This was a completely sophomoric attempt at film making and the result was a film with absolutely no redeeming qualities.<br/><br/>Ishtar beware! ! ! !

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