Jersey Shore Shark Attack

2012

Action / Comedy

4
IMDb Rating 3.0

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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by MartianOctocretr5 4/10

The title is an invitation to watch some brain dead clowns get chasedby fish with big teeth. Kitschy craziness is promised, and this latestin SyFy channel low budget mutant shark movies delivers enough to makethe joke work.<br><br>The cast of look-alikes did a great job of spoofing their infamousreality show counterparts. The girl doing Snooki was a dead ringer forher. She and the others had their English-slaying &#x22;Joyzee&#x22; speech downpat, and the patented stupidity of JS&#x27;s regulars was a good fit forthis type of movie.<br><br>Enter the sharks. Like a zillion other movies like this made on thecheap, the sharks are the result of evil corporate America. The specialeffects were deliberately cheap and fake looking, and are so badthey&#x27;re funny. Plenty of red dye gets tossed around, but no real grislyscenes, so the comic approach works.<br><br>Obviously not to be taken seriously. How can anybody fault sharks or beafraid of them for going after these dummies? If anything, you&#x27;ll rootfor the sharks.

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Reviewed by gavin6942 5/10

Many years ago, hundreds of locals and tourists were massacred by giantman-eating sharks in the infamous 1916 Jersey Shore attacks. But thatwas just a legend... or is it? <br><br>I love how the cover quote says this film is better than &#x22;TheAvengers&#x22;. Either that guy was paid a lot of money, was on some reallygood prescription medication, or was willing to sell his soul and liejust to get his name on the cover of a DVD.<br><br>I also love how the producer and second unit director is Fred Olen Ray,pretty much the modern master of the B movie. This film does not haveRay&#x27;s style to it, though, so I am a bit curious which parts weresecond unit.<br><br>Sadly, I must confess that overall this was not a terrible movie. Whilemore comedy than horror, they really pulled all the stops in capturingthe &#x22;Jersey Shore&#x22; feel with muscles, guidos, and fake tans. The actorschosen were excellent for their respective parts, and even a few biggernames -- Paul Sorvino, Joey Fatone -- made appearances. I am a bitimpressed.<br><br>Great film? No. But actually somewhat better than much of what the SyFynetwork produces.

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Reviewed by Michael_Elliott

Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012) <br><br>** 1/2 (out of 4) <br><br>If you&#x27;re looking for the mastery of Spielberg then it&#x27;s best that youstay away from this flick but if you&#x27;re just looking for some cheapentertainment then this here is without question one of the best filmsthat SyFy has done (I know that&#x27;s not saying too much). The story ispretty simple as the Jersey Shore comes under attack from some albinosharks over the July 4th weekend. JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK worksfairly well because the filmmakers were smart enough to realize thatthey were making a cheap, low-budget movie and it works best because itknows its limitations and instead of pretending to be something it&#x27;snot, the film instead has fun with its targets. Of course the TV showJersey Shore is under attack here and throwing in a knock-off of JAWSwas just icing on the cake. I&#x27;ve never seen an episode of thetelevision show but it&#x27;s pretty hard to miss any of its cast membersand I thought this movie did a pretty good job at making fun of them.The fighting, drinking, partying and various other things that they dowere all spoofed pretty well here and we even get a Snooki wannabe in&#x22;Nooki&#x22; that is pretty darn funny. The entire spoof aspect of the filmworks extremely well and a lot of the credit has to go to the castmembers who actually turn in good performances. Yes, by doing a spoofthat allows the cast to overact and have some fun so that should betaken into credit. I&#x27;m not sure if any of them will have long careersbut they can at least say they did a nice job here and especiallyJeremy Luc as &#x22;The Complication&#x22; and Melissa Molinaro as Nooki. We evenget Paul Sorvino (yes, the GOODFELLAS guy), Vinny Guadagnino and JoeyFatone making cameos. Fred Olen Ray produced this thing so that shouldtell you all you need to know. We get some pretty gory kills, whichwill make horror fans happy and we&#x27;re also given some of the worst CGIeffects that help add some laughs. The sharks themselves all lookincredibly silly but they too add to the low-budget charm. JERSEY SHORESHARK ATTACK is far from a masterpiece and it&#x27;s not even a &#x22;good&#x22; moviebut I give everyone involved credit for knowing what they were doingand at least delivering a fun movie.

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