Deadly Prey

1987

Action / Thriller

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IMDb Rating 5.6

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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by HaemovoreRex 10

Fellow bad movie lovers, gather round my brethren for here there be a classic!<br/><br/>This is the story of evil Colonal Hogan who is utilising kidnapped innocent civilians as big game in order to train his bloodthirsty group of mercenaries. All is going fine in this cruel pursuit to until that is one day his men make the BIG mistake of kidnapping one Mike Danton who turns out to have been formally trained by Hogan and who furthermore makes Rambo look like a wimp!<br/><br/>Armed only with a pair of cut off shorts, his mightily muscled frame, his wits and a rather fetching mullet our man now proceeds to wipe out every single one of his hunters in a myriad of wild and wacky ways including breaking their backs against trees, impaling them with twigs(!) spearing them and setting them up in some decidedly grisly traps!<br/><br/>Highlights in this? Damn, so many to choose from but check out our hero&#39;s girlfriend for a start who must surely rank as one of the most outrageously stupid women in film history! After seeing her beloved knocked over the head and driven away at speed in a truck does she ring the police as any normal, intelligent person would do? No, she instead rings her dad! OK so he was an ex police officer but really! To be fair her father doesn&#39;t seem much brighter either! Does he get back up? No, he goes to the military training camp all on his own!!! In fact this film is absolutely riddled with such daft plot contrivances as to render one utterly speechless! Take for instance the fact that whenever our man kills one of the bad guys he never picks up their guns(?!?!?!?) Oh well, he was so damn macho I suppose he didn&#39;t feel he needed them until the end!<br/><br/>Back to cool scenes again now though and you&#39;ll simply marvel at a plethora of utterly terrible fight choreography, a Styrofoam boulder attack(!), a thoroughly appetising scene of delicious worm chomping(!) our man hiding up a tree with no foliage about three feet above his pursuers and them not spotting him (this dumbfoundingly daft scene just has to be seen to be believed!) and my very favourite bit at the end when our hero slices off an opponents arm with his machete before beating the guy to death with his own severed limb!!! To top it all off our man then scalps him!!! <br/><br/>Simply ridiculous stuff and all the more hilarious for it!!! If you have any shred of self respect then you simply must get hold of this film by any means possible!

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Reviewed by Leonard_Nimoy 10

I first heard about this film 6 years ago. One of my friends told me about how good it was and how he used to own a VHS copy but that it sadly went missing. That was 6 years ago... 6 years later he found a copy on ebay. I try to avoid using clichés but it really *was* worth the wait! I haven&#39;t laughed so much in all those 6 years!<br/><br/>I&#39;ve seen a lot of funny bad movies in my time, but this is definitely the one that stands out above the rest! In fact it&#39;s so good that it&#39;s made me write my very first IMDb review! Everything about this movie, the acting, the plot, the continuity...it&#39;s just so good, i mean bad, or do i mean good? This film deserves repeated viewings, i&#39;m going to play it to all my friends as it should be compulsory viewing for all! Try and track down a copy!

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Reviewed by DanJensenMovieTalk 10

I love this movie to the point that I found an e-mail address for Ted Prior&#39;s ex-wife and wrote to her. It thrills me to know that she passed on the regards of Ted&#39;s legion of Gold Coast fans to him.<br/><br/>Please, if anyone is reading this and considering watching &#39;Deadly Prey&#39;, drop everything, quit your job, divorce your wife, rent it out and enjoy what is arguably the finest motion picture ever committed to celluloid.

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