Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger

2021

Comedy / Horror

2
IMDb Rating 3.5

Synopsis


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1080p
1.14G
Normal
English
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60 min
P/S 0 / 4

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by poedsahierke 8

I had many laugh out loud moments to say the least. I tried before starting the movie to imagine how this was all going to play out, and needless to say I would never have been able to come close. It's way far out there, but for me very entertaining. I'm not familiar with these two creative kids, but I like their style. Kudos.

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Reviewed by sahlgoode 8

....you may as well make a movie.<br/><br/>...and what a movie!!! I don&#39;t know what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn&#39;t this. Bravo for turning what we&#39;ve all had to endure during these hard times, and making it into something wonderful. Yeah sure Chloe looks great, but the apartment is quite the attention grabber as well. Those antique nicknacks strewn throughout the place captivated my attention. I loved the subtle reference to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The only thing missing from this flick was Majestic 12.<br/><br/>...or was it?

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Reviewed by paul_haakonsen 7

Right, well as I sat down to watch the movie &quot;Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger&quot; I was expecting it to be a goofy and silly horror comedy, especially since it was listed as being a horror comedy. But this was softcore porn, pure and simple.<br/><br/>I managed to endure 15 minutes of the dreadful movie that is &quot;Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger&quot; before I called it quits and went to watch something else. This is without a doubt one of the worst movies I have stumbled upon. If you want to make porn, make porn. Don&#39;t dress it up, present it as being a horror comedy and try to pass it off as being a proper movie. But I suppose this was writers Cody Clarke and Chloe Pelletier way into releasing a pseudo-sextape. And wonderfully enough, the only cast members in the movie are Cody Clarke and Chloe Pelletier as well, surprise, surprise.<br/><br/>After 15 minutes of watching a woman wandering around in her apartment, masturbating - without it actually showing anything lewd - then I just had enough. I knew what the rest of the movie would bring, and I needed not to waste my time on such rubbish as this turned out to be. &quot;Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger&quot; was not a horror comedy at all, believe you me. 15 minutes of no dialogue and just some amateurish filming, acting and self-pleasuring, nah, not my cup of tea.<br/><br/>&quot;Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger&quot; was a massive waste of my time and effort, and it has nothing to do with being a properly entertaining movie, not even in the least bit.<br/><br/>I am rating &quot;Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger&quot; a one out of ten stars, solely because it is the lowest possible score to give on IMDb. I would have rated it a zero, if I could, because this &quot;movie&quot; was horribly bad. God awful bad. And I have absolutely no interest in returning to watch &quot;Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger&quot; as it offered nothing in any sense of entertainment or enjoyment for me.

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